Capital city of
Alberta, Canada. Has roughly
one million people. Weather is quite weird.
May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder
percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow,
Edmonton's weather is really
wonky, today.
Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the
wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.
Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.