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Define Ejected Meaning

Eject
what a guy does when he has an orgasm, kinda like ejeculation.

ohhh shit, im about to eject, open your mouth!
By Ardyth
Ejected
Getting kicked out from a place or venue.

Ah man... I've just been ejected from the bar by the security guard because I was drunk and started punching people.
By Alta
Eject
Noun - a person ejected from a social media group, usually due to an over-zealous moderator seeking to win points

Rachael, Mark and I realised that we were all had become rebellious ejects, despite making valid points in the group
By Janeta
Eject
verb: To completely remove yourself from a disturbing situation.

"I was down at the bar, and these two pillow biters were making out with each other! Fucking eject!"
By Zahara
Eject
To break up with someone, or stop contact. Sounds like rejected, but its cooler.

Damn, you got totally ejected!
By Nessie
Full Eject
When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.

Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"

Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"

By Glen
Double Ejection
To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?
By Clotilda
Ejection Seat
A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.
By Allyce
Erection Ejection
When a dick gets so hard it bursts out of a mans pants

When Sarah Bent over to pick up her books, I had an erection ejection in the middle of class.
By Patience
Immediate Ejection
Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!
By Cate