A
mixed cocktail of water and a cheap vodka. Usually the vodka is a cheap brand like
Georgi or
Barton's. Poor people, such as college students, will use this concoction as a means of getting drunk at the lowest possible cost. Additionally, elevators are a means of getting drunk while hydrating.
I can't afford
craft beers, so i'm going to drink
elevators tonight.
I drink elevators because they
take me straight to the top