County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.
A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spasticreaction among some.
Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair ofNikeAirs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.
The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.
Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!
By Cacilie
Bitch Emporium
A place where every known bitch and or asshole will be. Or a place assholes and bitches will be in abundance.
Becky: We should go to Johns party Friday Night!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!
By Sandy
Glass Emporium
The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
