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Englishman
Someone who lives on an island in the North Sea governed by Scots.

Yesterday's British overlord is today's wretched Englishman, a slave to his own political apparatus.
By Nadeen
Englishman
Scum of the earth who always believes football is coming home after beating a country with a population less than London

Person “Did you see that England beat San Marino”
Englishman “yeah it’s coming home, it’s coming, footballs coming home”
Person “oh dear”
By Eve
Dirty Englishman
One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet
By Janeczka
An Englishman In A Dress
A Scottish person.

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"
By Joline
An Englishman, Irishman And A Scotsman
A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
By Violante
Englishman Stick-up
When five Englishmen play cum on a bisquet, but the loser has to give the bisquet to his girlfreind.

Dude Brock lost the EnglishMan Stick-up and had to feed it to Alex.
By Katharina
Dirty Englishman
a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.

After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.
By Consuela
Englishman Balloon
The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!
By Beatrix