Define Epic Failure Meaning

Epic Failure
2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated
By Crin
Epic Failure
a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.

"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."
By Maxi
Epic Failure
a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.

"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."
By Danni
Epic Failure

Owens: Hey Romo, who do we play next week?
Romo: Why, the epic failure, of course!
By Marigold
Epic Failure
Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.

Your response is a #5. (epic failure)
By Britteny
Epic Failure
A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"
By Willabella
Epic Failure

Michaela Berry "epic failure"
By Bettina
Epic Failure!
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!

Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures
By Eyde
Epic Failure
The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.

If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
By Frederica
Epic Failure
1.When someone completely fails at life.

2.Completely failed attempt to do something that would be considered rather simple.


Any one of these will make you an Epic Failure.

1.Accepting the existance of World or Warcraft.

2.The thought of playing World of Warcraft.

3.Actualy playing World of Warcraft.

4.Failure to commit suicide.

5.Failed second attempt to commit suicide using same method.

note: I actualy know someone that did #5
By Margit