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Define Equipment Meaning

Equipment
the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.
By Lona
Equipment
It is the entire male package. We're talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the cock and balls.

Brandon: "Hey have you heard all the talk about Dan's incredible member?"

Lee: "Yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a fucking mormon?"
By Neala
Equipped
1. Often used in conjunction with an adjective to describe the magnitude of ones penis; if no adjective is provided, it is generally accepted that "equipped" refers to a large penis.

2. Carrying a firearm.

1. After sifting through his huge collection of pornography, Mason suddenly felt inadequately equipped in comparison to the ginormous penii that filled his screen.

2. During the lobby scene in the Matrix, Neo was properly eqipped for the situation at hand.
By Ashil
Equipment
have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard
By Blinnie
Equip
To don an acessory or article of clothing. A very common term in RPG's (Role PLaying Games) and therefore most popular with gamers.

Friend: "You've played enough Final Fantasy, lets go outside"
Gamer: "Ok, just let me equip my shoes first."
By Kendra
EQUIPMENT
EVERY QUAIL U INSEST PEOPLE MURDER EVERY MAN TODAY

LAST NIGHT WE HAD AN EQUIPMENT MEETING AND THE STAFF IS SO CHEAP, WE HAD TO INSEST PEACOCKS.
By Lira
Flight Equipment
The only shop in a squadron that is continuously pestered and bothered by other shops, for the lack of contribution to aircraft maintenance by bitch ass whiners who are mad and over worked due to their superiors having poor leadership qualities.

You want me to go to which aircraft and fix what? I'm sorry you must be new, we're flight equipment we don't do that shit, maybe you'll think about lat moving when you re-enlist.
By Ariadne
Well Equipped
impressive in the male genital area

"last night was amazing

did he have a big.. erm you know?

"oh my, yes he was well equipped"
By Cassondra
Farm Equipment
Refers to black people back in the slavery days as tools for the white man.

When I was with Patrick and Amber at the county fair, we saw a ton of farm equipment walking around.

By Julienne
Standard Equipment
The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.

Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.
By Delphinia