Define Erectile Dysfunction Meaning

Erectile Dysfunction
The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
By Isadora
Erectile Dysfunction
When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
By Ginnie
Erectile Dysfunction

Dude my erectile dysfunction means I can OD on Viagara
By Dolorita
Erectile Dysfunction
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
By Harmony
Erectile Dysfunction
When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?
By Cicely
Erectile Dysfunction
A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."
By Leigh
Erectile Dysfunction
I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.
By Kimberli
Erectile Dysfunction
A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect

Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction
By Marianna
Erectile Dysfunction
When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.
By Simonette
Erectile Dysfunction
When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.

Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.
By Ayn