Define Erectus Meaning

When a mans penis sticks oit because he wants to have sex

Latin for a hard-on; boner; woody

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.

erectus an upright man with two legs
wangus; his third.

aka. a green male dinosaur who has spikes along his backbone, badass tattooed on his ass and a huge wang.

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

A woody.

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

huh huh.

homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.

They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.