Define Erm Meaning

I erm, ran over my car with your cat.

...erm, what?

dude: wanna go bowling?
Dudette:i can't as my mother recently died when she tripped over my father, killing him, who fell on my cat Mr. Tiddles, crushing him flat. All my other relatives then died of shock.
Dude:Erm....wow...tommorow?

ermmmm....i think so

`whats the president of england'
`erm'
`how old are you president bush'
`erm'

reporter.. "how was the game steve"
Stevie G.. "erm, it wa good.. errmmm"

a: hey wanna go lick refridgerators?
b:erm
a: whats ammatter?
b:erm,...
a:alright i guess we'll go shoot leaves
b:erm
a:aesop rock chicken mc pattys
B: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

“jack said he likes the shape of my toes” “erm”