Define Escalade Meaning

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.

an overpriced version of tahoe. also comes in ext and esv, are based on the avalanche and suburban

someone who is manufactured, fake, and or lies alot.

an escalade is a vehicle taht true pimps and rich people drive. The escalade is made by cadillac and is usually priced around 50,000 US or more. You can pimp out an escalade and it will look very sweet. Usually rappers rap about drivin in their Caddy.

this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards

a true example of pimp my ride

made exclusively for rappers/drug dealers and the mafia

A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.

like the saying goes (that i made up)


beater cars wont get you far
but escalades will get you laid