One with a particularly strong
virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours
cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or
Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a
seizure after
grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
