Define Even Meaning

Even
word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

'Why are you EVEN trying it?'
'What are you EVEN doing here?'
By Geralda
Even
Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.

By Hinda
Even
First used by Thirstin Howl III, it means that you have smoked, drank and snorted so much that you ain't high, you even.

I had a little bit of that green, a little bit of that brown, I'm just even.
By Evaleen
Even

the funniest even word because its even pointless and any sentence with it in it would be even fine without it
By Elnore
Even

By Irita
Not Even
you are disputing a statement

He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!"
By Aurel
Even
Verb. Something that white girls can't do.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"
By Albertina
Even
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.

Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

I'm literally dying because I can't even.

That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
By Elita
Even If
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
By Constantine
Not Even
This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!!
Oakville Kid 2: Yo NOT EVEN !
By Idette