Define Excel Meaning

Excel
The quality of excelling. When you excel;

-You out-perform others,

-You are distinctive,

You have superior skills and Techniques;

-you HEAR what others don't

-you SEE what others don't.

Strangely enough, you may even have dreams about it! (E.g. song writers & novelist who dreamt up revolutionary new songs and exiting new stories such as Frankenstein


If you keep doing this often-piano, maths, enlish, swiming, or sports, eventually you will excel!
By Georgina
Excel
A vehicle that makes me feel dirty to think about. Crafted from boat offcuts in some crazy korean backyard (see hyundai) this car should never have been mass produced. A disappointment in many eyes and hopefully a lesson learned.

"y0 taht Excel is fuly hektic wif da 18 inch blingin chrome spinnarz, GT wing and da underside neonz, where can I gits me one of dems?"
"your kidding me right?"

"is that a veilside!?"
"no its a fucking turd"
By Dell
Excel
To be better than you

Yo nukka my civic excels yo kia dawg. LOOK AT DEM RIMS, THEY SPINNIN
By Arliene
Excel
a program that Bill gates created to play source. A killing machine :)

eXceL | Microsoft Killed quickswitch^ ins0mnia= Bad at source
By Susann
Excelitis
A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"
By Demetra
Excelling
It is the art of watching an excel file while it watches you back, while you are being incredibly unproductive.

I was working on our company's analysis and was excelling at that for many hours!
By Giulia
Excellent
*taps fingertips together*

"Excellent."
By Rubetta
Excellence
A perfect example of newspeak, commonly found in the US federal government and frequently found in the same sentence as 'diversity'. Excellence is an intangible noun derived in recent decades from an adjective meaning anything that is not directly in opposition to a mission statement. Basically it is supposed to mean 'good-ness', but better than good, really good. But without any increase in quality of work to back it up. So it can be anything from poor to mediocre to decent to great to outstanding.

In all concrete reality, excellence means nothing, but you'll see it everywhere to describe everything.

"She has demonstrated outstanding achievement in the field of excellence while serving her country during the difficult circumstances administering corrections at Abu Ghraib prison"

"At the Library of Congress we value diversity and excellence, while fostering a compassionate environment of professionals"

"Leadership excellence"

"An environment of excellence"

"Tools of excellence"
By Ingeborg
Excellence

Webster's Dictionary defines "excellence" as "the state or condition of being excellent."
By Katrina
Excellent
A word similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

"Wayne's World, Wayne's World. Party time, excellent!"

"That pie was excellent!"

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicko...excellent!"
By Fanchon