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Define Exercise Meaning

Exercise
something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word
By Sela
Exercise
Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.
By Berrie
Exercise
various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.


Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.
By Tallia
Exercise
(verb) to pleasure ones self

im gonna go home and exercise my penis
By Edith
Exercise
It's fun to do.

Josh Polywogg said that exercising is fun to do and when Josh told me he was going to exercise I caught him whacking off in my tool shed after he told me he was going out for some exercise.
By Deina
Exercise
another word for "masturbate" 12 year old girls call it.

Should I exercise? I'm horny
By Jilleen
Exercise
To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?
By Mufinella
Exerciseism
Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".

"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."
By Leelah
Exercise
The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.
By Nellie
Exercise
A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad
By Ollie