The pronunciation of "fire" that is popular and not uncommon in the Midwest (mainly Kentucky, Indiana, and Ohio), Pennsylvania, and the South. Derived from the pronunciation of "fire" used by Scot-Irish immigrants and Americans moving west of the Alleghanies, of whom a great number of the people in several of these regions and parts of these states are descended from.
1. F.A.R.- stands for Fat Ass Ride, an acronym meaning car. ("whos far are we taking today?")
2. synonymous with "long ass" or "a fucking hike"- a word used mostly by stoners to describe a walking distance of over about 3 feet. ("hey mike, get me a beer." "get your own fucking beer- the fridge is fucking far away.")
anything outside the range of a full extended arm from a lying down position on the couch and not being able to move to get an item because the ass groove has a hold on the body comparable to that of a tractor beam from Star Wars
Hey man can you get that beer for me? (With outstretched arms) dude, thats far!