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Fat Guy
eats bag's of chips and games out and he is gay and he is really fat no oe likes him

fat guy really gay and fat no one likes him
By Dorry
Fat Guy
1. (Noun) A race superior to that of any other human being because of their jolly nature, skill in hot-dog eating contests, and unstoppable physical attractiveness. To qualify as a "fat guy", one does not necessarily have to be male. They simply have to weigh in excess of 400 pounds regardless of height or age.

1. "Honey, did you see that fat guy? I'd like to get his number..."
2. "What do I look for in an employee? If you're one of the fat guys, you are hired, no questions asked."
By Arleen
The Fat Guy
A fat man who repairs tvs that wears sweatpants and has half his lunch on his left tit

J: "wanna wag class and go see the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
By Cyndi
The Fat Guy
Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.

J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"

J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
By Justina
Fat Guy Strategy
The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.

Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
By Harlie
Fat Guy Heat
The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other

-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”

-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”
By Maggy
Fat Guy Swole
When a fat guy doesn't have the body definition of somebody who is considered traditionally muscular, but has some proportional features, such as muscular arms, that make his fat guy features look acceptable.

Alec Baldwin is in pretty good shape for a fat guy.

Yeah, I know. He's fat guy swole.
By Dru
Fat Guy Game
when a fat guy has to be extra nice to get near a girl. He brings out the fat guy game to try to make up for his ugliness and fatness.

vital brought on the fat guy game to get the chick to go out with him.
By Penni
The Cool Fat Guy
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.

Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy
By Dorelia
Alpha Fat Guy
The guy at a conventions that is so fat that it makes all the other fat guys feel pretty good about themselves.

Scott Kurtz @PAXE: "I mean, I'm fat, but there are some fucking fat people here. I think Khoo hired some sort of alpha fat guy to sit in the corner and make me feel good about myself. He just sits there and keeps eating soup, he's too tired to chew anything at this point, and he keeps making noises and begging to leave but Khoo won't let him."
By Fina