A terrible disease that has
plagued mankind since the beginning of time.
Characterized By: inability to think straight,
throbbing heart, acting idiotic, nausea, anxitey, and butterflies Etc.
May Result In: changing image/lifestyle,
heartbreak, mistakes, relationships, Life altering decisions Etc.
Girl: I think I've got an
awful case Feelings
Doctor: I'll
prescribe chocolates and chick-flicks daily until your feelings are gone.