When the cat wants to sit on the table, chair, couch, bed, sink, it gets to do that. When the owner comes home the cat whines until it's picked up,
petted, or given a treat. There are
blankets arranged on every
flat surface so that the cat can lay down wherever it chooses. When a household member sits down on a couch or chair the cat immediately jumps up and sits on their lap. If, as a cat owner, any of the above are true then you are Feline Whipped.
