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Define Fencepost Meaning

Fencepost
A farewell address; goodbye, farewell, see you later, etc.

"See you tomorrow!"
"Fencepost!"
By Sabine
Fencepost
a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost
By Sula
Fenceposting
The act of awkwardly standing still while getting danced on or awkwardly standing against the wall while at a party and keeping to ones self.

Wheres Mason at?
He’s fenceposting over there by the punch bowl.
By Minny
Fenceposting
A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.

"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."
By Kirbee
Flesh Fencepost
A cowboy's amorous extremity.

After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.
By Elisha
Mexican Fencepost
When you wake up with explosive shits from Mexican food (TacoBell). Then you go and sit on your partners morning WOOD and start shitting all over it while playing Maracas!

Abbey-“The other morning I woke with the shits and I couldn’t resist so i grabbed my Maracas and went and shit all over Aira’s Dick and gave him a Mexican fencepost.
By Lizette
Fencepost
Dumbass, twit, know-nothing, moron, idiot, stupid, Abbrievation: Post

That boy is dumb as a fencepost. What a fencepost. They gave that guy a license to drive, he is dumber than a fencepost. What a twit, a fencepost in a farmer's field is more usefull than that fellar. Careful now, don't get too close to that Fencepost friend of yours, his stupidity might rub off on yah.

Abbrievation: What a post!
By Rozalie