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Final
An ugly thing that college and high school students must deal with at the end of a semester/quarter/trimester. Very unpleasant to deal with. When dealing with a "final", one usually drinks excess amounts of coffee and sleeps very little.

sad student: I have a 3 hour final in my Chem 3B class and I think I'm gonna bomb it.
sympathetic friend: I'm sorry, I feel your pain. I have a lab final tomorrow in Bio 1A.
sad student: bummer
By Deloris
Final Final
one last drink, preferably at a new bar, before calling it a day, or night, or weekend, or bender.

Eh dawg eh, let's have a final final at Amestoy's!!!

"Final, final?" "Sure where?"
By Ann-Marie
Final Final
To complete an experience in a particularly good way

This is our final final round.
By Lucia
Finals
End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.
By Jamie
Finals
Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

I may just have a nervous breakdown because of my finals
By Enriqueta
Finals
A highly contagious disease spreading between students, who approach the end of an educational period. It is common that nearly every student within a term is infected. Even though the symptoms might vary between countries as well as between individual students, the world wide threat can be identified by a massive increase in stress levels. It may also comes with other symptoms such as severe depression, anxiety and insomnia... For some reason teachers all other the world tried to counter this disease with written exams regarding specific topics. Even though this procedure might cure the majority of students, it might also cause long term effects which are proven to impact the students life. Even "cured" persons may suffer from ongoing depression and huge losses in self-esteem and sanity. Testing a students knowledge and skills during this mentally unstable period is also heavily in doubt.

I'm pretty worried about Carl. He behaved pretty strange recently and I didn't see him smiling for weeks..." - "Yep, he's got Finals coming up. Just hope he's recovering well during holidays..."
By Alanna
Finalism
A state of mind, usually during final exams, where your priorities list is read from the bottom.

Example 1:
"Dude! did you study? you have a final exam tomorrow!"
"Just a minute, I have to define the word (Finalism) first"

Example 2:
You are in the "finalism" state of mind when:
You have finals, but you have to clean your room, call your mom, format your PC, clean your car first.

Example 3:
You have to record a song when you don't even know how to play a guitar, during final exams.
By Marquita
Finals
death by examination

I am so stressed out. I have two finals tommorrow, one Wednesday and two Friday. i wanna die.
By Marthe
Finals
n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire semester

2) Things people get too worried over, even though they can mess your day up real bad.

1)
"Dude, it's finals week! This sucks!"

2)
"I need to cram all night, I'm definitely going to fail, and then I'll have to study to get my credits over the summer, and work two jobs and-"
"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
By Barrie
Finals
Big tests that are worth too much and are supposedly important.

Why am I writing this? I have finals due yesterday!
By Margarita