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Define Fire Extinguisher Meaning

Fire Extinguisher
A humorous way to say "penis". This term also refers to the fact that a fire extinguisher squirts water to put out fire, and so could someone's penis by urinating.

Someone: "What's that bulge on your pants?"
Funny guy: "It's my fire extinguisher!"

A douchebag throws a cigarette on a dry ground
Someone: Hey, this could start a fire!
Funny guy: "Luckily, I brought my fire extinguisher with me" then whips out his penis and urinates on the cigarette.
By Kelcy
Fire Extinguisher
While having sex...get to the point of ejaculation. Quickly pull out and strike a match to light her pubes on fire. Ejaculate on the pubes and extinguish the flame!

The fire extinguisher rewetted me from the fire!
By Clareta
Fire Extinguisher
when a girl get through having sex in the bootie and she farts on a fire to put it out.

god, my girlfriend gives a mean fire extinguisher.
By Hallie
Fire Extinguisher
When a male touches the burning end of a lit match to the tip of his penis as he begins to ejaculate, extinguishing the flame with his cemen while feeling a unique pleasure.

The writer of the entry for "Fire Extinguisher" strongly recomends that readers do not attempt to perform a Fire Extinguisher.
By Ophelie
Fire Extinguisher
A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.

Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
By Zenia
Fire Extinguisher
When a male and female are engaging in unprotected sex. The female is a red head with a fire crotch. The male pulls out close to the climax and ejaculates all over the womens firery red pubes. Thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.

Women- UHHHHH dont forget to pull out!

Man- Ya, ya i know.

BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!

Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
By Oneida
Chinese Fire Extinguisher
The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.

Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.
By Nelie
Human Fire Extinguisher
When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.
By Revkah
Nigerian Fire Extinguisher
This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.

"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
By Silvana
Smelly Fire Extinguisher
when having sexual intercourse, when the male reaches climax, he farts uncontrollabley

When i jizzed on my girlfriend, i accidentally had a smelly fire extinguisher
By Andriette