Define First Meaning

First

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...
By Jen
First
Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."
By Darice
First
a word that is said when you are the first one to post a comment on a video, picture, article on the net

(looking at video on collegehumor.com.. there are no comments yet)
you writing the first comment : fIRST
By Norry
First
not second

he was there first
By Jewel
First
What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc
By Grazia
First
A word uttered in a pickup basketball game when there is a held ball in order to win possession for ones team. You must be the first player to call first and you cannot be one of the players in possession of the ball.

Little Foot was a non-factor in the game except for that time he called first.
By Andee
First
a word used to describe the person you first have sexual intercourse with.

Ashley: "Wasn't Bobby your first?"
Claire: "Yes, I love him & am glad I waited to lose my virginity to him."
By Loria
First
The one-est thing in a numeric list

I was first to comment!
By Genna
First!
Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

First!
First like and comment
1st
By Missie
Firstness
Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

I'm a loser for achieving firstness.
By Marsha