Define Fishmonger Meaning

Fishmonger
A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."

"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."
By Flori
Fishmonger

"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet
By Friederike
Fishmonger
Derogatory term popularised in Singapore but commonly used across the wider APAC region. It describes a local, solely Asian woman who usually dresses and behaves in a provocative manner, and who exclusively dates white men.

Fishmongers can usually be spotted in establishments that cater to expat wallets, typically flaunting tight dresses and flashy heels.
The fishmonger regularly catches in her net men with neo-colonial attitudes with receding hairlines from typically financial and insurance backgrounds. The fishmonger’s distinctive giggles signal her mating intent and validate the man’s poor conversational content.

These two groups engage and reinforce each other, thus guaranteeing their mutual long term survival.

It can also be used in the form of an adjective: fishmongery, or a verb: fishmongering, to fishmonger.

Jack went to Ce La Vi last Wednesday and brought home yet another fishmonger.

Look at Trisha’s dress tonight. She looks like an absolute fishmonger.

Dylan ditched us for a cold blooded fishmonger.

Latinos don’t go for fishmongers. They keep it classy.
By Marabel
Fishmonger
a lesbian; especially one who tries to hoard all the pussy in town and refuses to share

Dude1 "So, did you nail those two sluts from sociology class"
Dude2 "Fuck that man. We got back their dorm, and it turned out that the red-head was a real fishmonger"
By Kessia
Fishmonger
Someone who works at a grocery store cutting up fish, and usually smells of fish

devon works at superstore, what a fishmonger
By Wilie
Fishmonger

He smells like poon because he is a fishmonger.
By Moll
Fishmonger
like a P.I.M.P, holla

By Diana
Fishmonger
One who sells fish, and thusly smells of his mothers vagina.

Thou smelleth of a fishmonger!
By Misti
Fishmongering
A type of trolling, often performed over IRC, that was created by Roman and the denizens of #Sanc. It is characterized by producing lulz and glory.

Person A: "Because I dont know about you, but I want to monger some fucking fish."

Person B: "That would be be fishmongering."
By Maggie
Fishmonger Brilliant
The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.

Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.
By Illa