Define Fitzgerald Meaning

Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.

Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.

When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.

When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"

Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.

When a person lingers (creepily) on the outside of a conversation waiting for an opportunity to meet someone in the group.

An insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. They know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.

Ella Jane Fitzgerald (April 25, 1917 – June 15, 1996), aka Lady Ella (The First Lady of Song) is probably one of the most influential female jazz vocalists of the 20th century, along with Sarah Vaughan and Billie Holiday.

Well known for her pure tone, 3-octave vocal range, intonation, and lyrical phrasing, Ella Fitzgerald proved to be a very gifted vocalist.

Her improvised 'scat' singing, was almost horn-like, and is revered by many of today's jazz vocalists as pure genius.

Lady Ella led a troublesome life after her mother died in 1932. Having lost both her parents (her father left shortly after she was born), Ella's schoolwork lagged and she began to skip class.

After being caught by th police, young Ella was sent to a reform school, but soon escaped and became homeless.

Ella Fitzgerald was discovered at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, New York when she was 16 years old. After winning a draw to compete in one of the famous Apollo Amateur Nights, she opted to sing a Hoagy Carmichael tune in stead of her original act of dancing (she was intimidated by a well-known, local dance act) The crowd loved her performance and she won first prize.

She was hired by Chick Webb (jazz drummer) and the rest is history.

Some of her best work includes her recording of 'How High the Moon', her series of standards from the Great American Songbook, and her duet recordings with Louis Armstrong.

Ella Fitzgerald died in 1996 of complications from her diabetes.