Define Flat As A Board Meaning

Flat As A Board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

By Penni

Flat As A Board

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

By Lindy

Flat As A Board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

By Bell

Flat As A Board

Elise is flat as a board

By Dorolisa