Define Flatulance Meaning

Flatulance
A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"
By Kassia
Flatulence

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.
By Fredi
Flatulence
A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.
By Fernande
Flatulator
A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.

Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
By Florinda
Flatulence
Fart, gas, cheese, break wind, cut, cut cheese, rip, ripped the cheese, let, let one, ripper, skunk bait, fluffer, poofer, false pooper, put-put, poof-poof, brown-dart, blue-dart, chair air, room clearer, angel's whisper, the dog did it, rotten eggs, anal methane.

"I had such bad flatulence, I could not sleep"
By Harmonia
Flatulate
Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."

By Daisy
Flatulence
Euphemism for fart, blowing a binderfender, cutting a tile peeler.

Margie, when you have so much flatulence, I'd appreciate it if you'd stay home.
By Cheslie
Flatulence
Defined as a gaseous or sometimes solid emission orgionating and blown from the anus that causes an adverse reaction from anyone in the vicinity. See Fart, or Bust Ass.

"Bobby was flatulent that night and scared away the ladies."
By Brigida
Flatulence

By Amalle
Flatulate

Rakishi flatuated on my head and now I smell like ass
By Jonis