when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.
i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem
i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy
By Miguela
Flem
An amazing word to describe that catagory of people whose personality lingers between their gender and the next. It's a word to use when people have grown out of the words such as "tomboy" and "tomgirl".
"I don't get it, she acts so much like a man sometimes."
"Yeah, don't worry, she's just a flem."
By Aundrea
Flem
A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."
Flemming is the scandinavian term and spelling off. Fleming Flemming also refers to a Danish bookseries about the teenager boy Flemming and his James Bond like life. Where he experience and solve domestic crimes.
In the late 60's the Danes named there boys Flemming..
So a lot off the boys actually is called a nickname or by their Lastname..
Flemming is the guy you can trust and he stands up for you..He will protect and help you without condition..but don't hurt him! He has a memory of an elephant
when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem
By Batsheva
Flemming
Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
