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Define Flint River Meaning

Flint River
A bad case of the mud butt caused by eating food from flint, michigan.

Person 1: "Today, I ate at the White Castle in Flint."
Person 2: "Oh shit, did you get the Flint River?"
Person 1: "Of course."
By Cassi
Flint River Baby
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river

Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
By Blinni