1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you
flush, refuses to
BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to
get rid of
dude 1 - Man, what's up with your
little bro? Every time we
fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!
dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start
contributing to the cause!