pretentious european 1#: I can't believe that America is the only nation in the world that calls football soccer. That's suck bollocks!
pretentious european #2: Quite, really. And they're bloody stupid as well; most Americans don't even know what the capital of our country is!
Pretentious european #1: Yes, and at least
our queen didn't
fuck over the entire Middle-Eastern area.
pretentious european #2: Yes,
God bless the queen.