"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"
Guy1: "Hey man, how did it go with Jennifer last night?"
Guy2: "It was great! Also, this morning, we got some kinky breakfasting going before heading out. Bed was all kinds of sticky afterwards"
Guy1: "Dude, nice."
By Maddie
Breakfast
The first meal of the day, sometimes served in bed. However, dinner is much better in bed.
a name given to a particular person who you find extremly attractive and would like to jumpmake out, or have sex with. this comes from the saying "man, i'd eat her for breakfast"
"that guy has a body like a god, he's my breakfast"
"murray is my breakfast"
"i'd love to lick that breakfast stamp"
