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Foreskins
a nickname that eagles, cowboys, and giants fans so affectionately call the redskins

dude, the cowboys wooped the foreskins last night
By Elicia
Foreskin
Nature's tarp

My foreskin is all natural baby, it's nature's tarp!
By Tobi
Foreskin
the flesh you pull back to pee really far

had to pull back my foreskin to finish writing my name in the snow
By Dorry
Foreskin
Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."
By Cathyleen
Foreskin
the extra flop of skin that lollops over the whole of the knob, very satisfying to twiddle

"so, what have you been doing all day?"
"ah you know, twiddling my foreskin"
By Beatrix
Foreskin
the skin that covers your knob when its soft and moves back when you get a hardon.

The foreskin was covering my limp dick!
By Gypsy
Foreskin
The fleshy thing that hangs on the end of a penis. Not to be confused with a woman.

By Doll
Foreskin
A form of currency used by David to pay for his first wife Michal. As explained in 1 Samuel 18:25-27 of the Bible, Saul's asking price was 100 foreskins. David was feeling generous and paid twice the asking price.

1 Samuel 18:25-27

Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

(The New International Version)
By Ediva
Foreskin
The best part of the penis!

I'm so glad I still have my foreskin!
By Louisa
Foreskins
1. Washington Redskin fans who try in vain to live up to the winning tradition of the Dallas Cowboys and always have an excuse for being losers. Whenever discussing recent losses to the Cowboys, foreskins always seem to bring up the classic “what have you done for me lately” excuse most often, and of course, bring up the infamous “Santana Moss” game. This is always the case, despite the fact that the (fore) skins have only managed to beat the Cowboys 4 times in the last 14 games over the last 7 years. Way to go (fore) skins!! You won a game, and you suck!!!

2. Foreskins is also synonymous with Redskins.

Since the Cowboys entered the league in 1960, the Cowboys have more super bowl wins (5) than the (fore) skins (3), and a better overall head-to-head record by 19 games (55-36-2). The Cowboys have won 19 division titles and 10 conference championships in the last 47 years, while the (fore) skins have been in the NFL since 1937 (wait, let me do the math for (fore) skin fan, that’s 70 years) and have just 12 division tiles and 5 conference titles. Foreskins refuse to face the reality that what started with a fight over a song has turned into their worst nightmare. Face it foreskins; the (fore) skins will never be better than the “Boys!!!!!

Foreskins suck!!!

Recent Conversation with foreskin:

Cowboy fan: Wow congrats on finally winning a frickin’ game against us by 2 points.

Foreskins fan: Yeah we own you.

CF: Whatever, you won 1 game.

FF: Yeah, but it was great and we won!

CF: But we’ve beat you like 10 out of the last 14 games.

FF: Santana Moss baby!!!

CF: You are such a foreskin!!
By Bertie