Define Former Meaning

Former
A previous lover, one night stand or anything in between. Used when refering to a past relationship in which there is no global terminology.

Mary: Why are you averting your gaze from that Starbucks barista?

Johnny: He's a former of mine. We went out for two weeks before he stopped returning my call, so I poisoned his ferret.

Mary: ...
By Ingunna
Former
A shortened form of 'Former boy/girlfriend.' Another way to say 'ex.'

Joe-Dude, who's that guy who keeps callin Lisa?
Tom-Oh, that's her former, he's kind of a stalker.
By Roseline
Former
A fucking beta male that has nothing to do on his life other than to tell people that they are on android or that he is skating, he looks like Justin Bieber with his foreskin lips and sucks dick all day.

This is Former, he is a beta.
By Olympia
Former Guy
A synonym for the 45th president of the United States, used when you don’t want to say his name. Made famous by Joe Biden in a CNN Town Hall

oh wow, look at the former guy losing his sanity over in florida
By Eyde
Sixth Former
The last (optional) two years in the English schooling system.
Sixth Form comprises of the sexiest, smartest and general best that the English schooling system has to offer. It is also important to note that Sixth Formers deserve respect from all those in regular schooling, due to their fucking incredible-ness.

Pre-16Schoolkid: Wow! A sixth former! I thought they were just a legend. They're so... Beautiful.

Sixth Former: *silence*

Pre-16 Schoolkid: Ohhhh *big shining eyes*
By Jehanna
Turd Former
The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!
By Donna
Former Cutter
Someone who used to cut. Meaning, they used to slash and draw blood from themselves with sharp objects. Most former cutters are proud, they stopped cutting either with help or alone, and can generally easily talk about their past life. However, even former cutters are generally still a bit unstable (for lack of a better and less demeaning word). Because of this, cutting still feels like a part of them and it can be very tempting at times.

If you meet a former cutter, don't make fun of cutting, they will generally take personal offense.

I'm a former cutter, I haven't cut in 43 days on today, October 11. I'm proud of my accomplishment, and I don't mind speaking about it. Don't be mean though, I take offense when people make fun of me or anyone that even cut.

Example;

A- *holding a knife to her wrist jokingly* It hurts so good! *laughs*

Me- *turns away and doesn't laugh*

____

Don't be mean to former cutters, be supportive and congratulate them.
By Nissie
Former Choker
someone who once was a choker but overcame that to win a big game(usually a championship) also it can B a team that went decades without a championship, also called silencer of critics that is a former choker.

Peyton Manning, Chris Leak, The Boston Red Sox(2004), The Chicago White Sox(2005), and John Elway were all chokers but won the big game and are now former chokers
By Daron
Former Hook
a girl (or guy) that someone has hooked up with in the past

yo check out that bitch!
she's a former hook.
By Perri
6th Formers
People aged 16-17 who go to 6th form. Most of them look like shit, hit on girls who are 13-14 and will fail their A levels. Some of them want to commit no life. Only the weird ones actually enjoy 6th form (avoid them). They think their in charge of the school when their not.

boy: mummy why is there zombies staring at me?
mum: those are 6th formers.
By Celka