Fortune Cookie

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

By Malissa

Fortune Cookie

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

By Jana

Fortune Cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

By Rochella

Fortune Cookie

Lies.

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(

By Tine

Fortune Cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

By Rora

Fortune Cookie

My fortune cookie had the local animal shelter's phone number listed on it.....oh SHIT!!!

What future does your fortune cookie bring?

By Carmelle

Fortune Cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

By Ruth

Fortune Cookie

cookie shaped like moon if moon was made out of cookie dough. fortune shaped like a fortune.

"What's the fortune in your fortune cookie, Alexandra?"
"Fortune?"

By Michaela

Fortune Cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

By Konstance

Fortune Cookie

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.

Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"

By Elisabeth

Define Fortune Cookie Meaning