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Four Loko
extremely high abv (11/12%) caffeinated malt beverage that one ups its predecessor sparks both by coming in 23.5oz size and containing nearly twice the amount of alcohol. perfect for pregaming, but can easily result in blackouts and various kinds of embarrassing behavior.

i acted such a fool off that four loko
By Alvira
Four Loko
the fifth and a half dimension of hell in which you are incredibly fucked up due to the 12 % booze intake and then are unable to sleep due to the fucknormous amount of caffine you have just consumed. When you "wake" up in the morning you will be getting double penetrated by the two guys you took home with you because you were so fucked up or be puking your guts out or borderline seizuring because you are shaking so hard. let me correct myself for a moment, its a quadruple penetration in a can. but it does fuck you up. have fun with the gangbang. love four loko.

Four loko? are you fucking kidding me? i saw my neighborhood bum drinking that yesterday!
By Tatiana
Four Loko
a fine malt beverage capturing the essence of thug life. specifically brewed for the consumption of true G's. one of these drinks can cause one to concoct words not known in the English dictionary. warning not meant for the consumption of pregnant bezzies due to the risk of birth defects, such as giving birth to sasquatch like creatures.

damn bud.....................u had 2 four loko's!?.......................u ma hero bud
By Suzy
Four Loko
Four loko is a 23.5 oz "alcopop" that is 12% abv, that is
1. Guaranteed to get you drunk
2. Guaranteed to prevent your drunk ass from falling asleep

I was up all night drinkin' that four loko.
By Clarinda
Four Loko
the most amazing malt liquor with a high alcoholic percentage. just one gets you fucked up no matter your size. want to get extra fucked up? drink two. but you might throw up. you'll already do stupid shit and be drunk as fawk on just one. punch flavour is alright, I like watermelon better. some people can't stand watermelon. there's other flavours too.

"hey, angela, you wanna let's hit up the spur stop again this friday night and get some four lokos?!"

"hell yeah! I love four loko so fucking much! I'm gonna get two!!"

"angela just one will fuck you up. please do not throw up in my car again."

"oh i know. i'm drinking one tonight and hiding the other in my room so i can drink when i'm bored...."
By Brittni
Four Loko
a beverage which blesses its consumers with instant drunkenness

Man, I drank a four loko last night and woke up next to some naked girl... I still don't know her name!
By Heddie
Four Loko
four loko = awesome in a can.

The secret ingredient of four loko is robot sweat.
By Rayna
Four Loko
an energy drink with alcohol. and you wont get messd up ofF of one.

"Common Tanya lets go drink some of them bad ass drinks."

"Oh What do u mean?, them four lokos?

"Yah them, cuz were locas for lokos :)!!"

"Ya foo WE GONNA BE DRINKING TONIGHT"
By Reyna
Four Loko
The Devil in a can.

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.
By Mignon
Four Loko
its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time

Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.
By Delilah