Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?
By Angelica
Freudian Slip
A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.
Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.
A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush
By Mersey
Freudian Slips
A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.
A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.
Typo: I like Dick. (I like Rick)
Misspelling: I wish you were her. (I wish you were here)
Slip of the tongue: *Gets slapped by his wife* "Cow!" (Ow!)
By Joli
Freudian Slip
1. A verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or substituting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. The phenomenon is named after Sigmund Freud, who first described it.
1. I didn't mean to say the math teacher was fat. It was only a Freudian slip that I said her triangle had a hippopotamus when I meant to say hypotenuse.
A Freudian Slip (named after the iconic psychologistSigmund Freud) Is when you mean to say one thing but instead say y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ another, thus reveling your true thoughts or intentions.