Define Friends Meaning

Friends
people who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. people who make you laugh till you pee your pants. people who cry for you when one of your special items disappear. when you dont have enough money to get a ice cream, they chip in. knows all of your internet passwords. who would never make you cry just to be mean.

I think I have a lot of friends that would fit this perfectly.
By Letisha
Friends
no such thing. fictional creatures from mars.

dude i have a lot of friends
By Agretha
Friends
People that you think are your friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities

By Calley
Friends
Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.

Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.
By Neilla
Friends

Where's my friends- I mean cats.
By Shina
Friends
Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive

Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.
By Maryanna
Friends
Real friends: People you been through some shit with.

Fake Friends: People who use you, and for some reason you like it. People on your facebook/myspace page. People you know, but haven't been through some painful shit with.

Don't try to make friends, you'll look like a dumbass. Just stay cool, make money, and life will handle the rest.
By Aindrea
Friends
someone who will stick by you throuh anything help with problems

By Maddy
Friends
friends are peeps you can trust and take advice from.

By Lydie
Friends
Friends are those who are continously there for support when it is needed... ones that will even though dislike you significant, will sit there and talk to them juss for the sake of pleasing you and making you happy due to seeing them both in the same room... also people that will drive across the island after a long day of work cause you called them crying hysterically cause you found out your other half was cheating... and also the ones that will no matter what they've told you in the past about you current and you didnt believe they will never say I TOLD YOU SO when you find out, although its itching to come out... the ones that will take the blame that you needed to put on sum one beside yourself and your half, for you depression and suicidal modes that you tend to go through... basically friends are juss a phone call away, and are more like family...

juss ask and i'll pull through, cause isnt that what friends are all about?
By Alika