Person 1: Hey Colin stop being a front row faggot and join us at the back.
Colin: Nah, I'm a front row faggot for life.
By Emmy
Front Row Mafia
A group of students sitting in the front row of a class, generally grouping together on projects.
Many times, these students will be independent learners and thinkers.
As you pull into the usually packed Wal*Mart parking lot an empty spot in the front row catches your eye, so you pull the E-brake like the Transporter and slide in like the Milf Hunter, after which you say, "Oh Shoot! Front Row Seats!"
The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.
