West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.
Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”
when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).
usually for people that can't get both
Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"
By Ailyn
Fuck-It Money
The state of having so much extra money lying around that you can just say "fuck it" and spend it on cool stuff.
The term "fuck-it money" originates from IEM San Jose 2015 when Mark Cuban was fined $15,000 dollars for saying "fuck." Cuban was told that the money was going to Cybersmile, an anti-cyberbullying non-profit organization. After being asked if he wanted to up the pay to $30,000 his simple response was "Fuck-it."
Bill: Jim, did you buy a life sized animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Jim: You bet your sweet dick I did.
Bill: It must me nice having that fuck-it money.
