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Define Fucking Thing Meaning

Fucking Thing
A term used for something that is being completely and totally useless.

i.e. a car, a slow internet connection, a crappy computer

Sorry, I had to restart. My computer was being a fucking thing.
By Barb
That Fucking Thing
when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead

Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?
By Rosaleen
Fuck Thing
a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit
By Bernelle
FUCKING THING SUCKS
when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.

Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
By Vanessa
Fucking Thing Sucks
A general statement of anger or disapproval, whenever you encounter something you don't like or approve of.

Originated by Bill O'Reilly in a 1991 video of him blowing up over the closing of a show on Inside Edition.

"I can't even install Windows 7 on this computer! FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
By Siana
Fucking Things Up
Being sassy

You fucking things up with your lip
By Rea
Do The Fuck Things Up
before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.

you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.
By Dore
Every Fuck Thing
Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.
By Lorain
Cutest Fucking Thing In The World
Inês Guerreiro

Wow, Inês Guerreiro is the cutest fucking thing in the world
By Trudi