Define Fuckwits Meaning

Fuckwits

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!
By Jacenta
Fuckwit
A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.
By Kaela
Fuckwit
A very foolish person; idiot; imbecile; cockwomble; muppet; douche bag; somebody who makes outrageously idiotic statements while convinced that they are absolutely correct; somebody who doesn't understand basic English, or other appropriate language, or grasp fundamental concepts; somebody who is incapable of reason or logic; someone who acts in an egregious fashion.

Did you see that fuckwit, John, on Shiva's panel last night?
By Lesly
Fuckwit
A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.

Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.
By Constantia
Fuckwitted
A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"
By Christy
Fuckwitism
1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
By Tiena
Fuckwit
Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.

"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?
By Cammy
Fuckwit
Someone who wastes time perusing pointless sites like Urban Dictionary rather than doing something productive. Applies particularly to those who submit definitions.

Mark: "Get anything useful done today TOM?"

Tom: "Nah, been fucking around on Youtube and Urban Dictionary all day."

Tom is a fuckwit.
By Mia
Fuckwit
Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.

DURR I AM TEH !!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.
By Lillian
Fuckwit
a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.

"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"
By Layla