Carlos: Dude! Check out my tongue! *sticksout 6" tongue* Peter: Dude! You are such a Gene Simmons!!!!
By Dona
Gene Simmons
blood spitting front man
of the 70's rock band KISS,
he is known for his
6" toungue, 7" heeled monster,
or dragon, boots, and kinda sorta maybe, being a little bit
of a sell out, kinda.
When performing cunnilingus on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her butthole.
Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.
By Harriott
Gene Simmon's Tongue
Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
