Define Geoff Meaning

Geoff
"to geoff it" : to hint at a perverted version of anything.

By Max
Geoff

geoff is the best =
By Lucienne
Geoff
a horny crazed man...looking for moms...has a gigantic head...and his code word is sweden

geoff
By Sile
Geoff
verb, comes from the chinese slang 'to geoff' meaning to kill a vampire, eat its lungs in a traditional indian curry while dancing around singing. geoffrey in todays terms has become mondernised by society and now means 'to shit'

damn that was some good geoffing, thats not how i'd geoff,
By Peggie
Geoff
(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
By Annabell
Geoff
a guy that is known to have repeated sexual with women that commonly exceed his own personal weight. The girls, frequently mistaken for gorillas, geoff's victims can be found near all food sources.

guy1:Dude, did you just see how fat that bitch was?

guy2:holy shit, only geoff would hit that!

guy1:yea, prolly.
By Ariel
Geoff
Another word for "this guy". Usually looks like a bear and has a beard that can be used for a cat scratch post. Hair like Flock of Seagulls in the morning. DAYUUUUMMMM

Wow, you look like a sex zombie/bear. On second throught, you look just like a geoff.
By Merrill
Geoff
To cock-block someone even when you have no chance of hitting that yourself.

Also a noun: "geoff," someone who geoffs someone else.

I was just about to go upstairs with the supermodel when he swept in and geoffed me.

He is such a geoff; I was going to tap that and then he cock-blocked me.
By Ladonna
Geoff
v. (geoffs, geoffing, geoffed)

To destroy, make foul, create disgust, annoy, to walk disorderly while putting much emphasis on pounding heels, wash poorly

Antonyms: saunter, exercise, deflation

Who just geoffed the bathroom!?

Wow! It looks like that guy just got done eating a powdered donut... talk about geoffing it today!

If he geoffs one more of my mom's kitchen floor tiles, the pink sock might just be his demise...

I sure wish they would quit geoffing by just to geoff; everything is still geoffed from last time!!
By Jackie
Geoff
A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"
By Diane-Marie