Define Get A Dog Meaning

Get A Dog

Person 1: I dunno man, I've just been depressed lately.
Person 2: You should get a dog!
Person 1: Wow! Great idea!
By Halie
Get A Dog
An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.

Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
By Bennie
Get The Dogs
get the dogs is a term used when chasing the 3 meter flatty, you usually use this phrase when casting a whole chook at a bust up.

fuck there's a bust up GET THE DOGS !!!!
By Josephine
Get The Dog
A term used by the Willem powerfish, meaning to get that 3 meter flatty. and maybe even Burleigh up with some whole chooks.

“Get the dog bro
By Karna
Get The Dog
Created by Willem Powerfish this phrased is used when casting whole chooks. Its also used at the brothel, the male brothel mate.

just burleighing it up for ya mate. get the dogs! What do you mean you've already been fishing here, ive been fishing here for 50 years.
By Anet
Get The Dog Into The Bathtub
You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.
By Nariko
Get A Dog Up Ya
have an alcoholic beverage.

an australian expression derived from "hair of the dog that bit you," "get a dog up ya" is a jovial instruction to take your acoholic beverage and drink it, similar to cheers.

"I am experiencing a hang over from last night's frivolties."
"Thats a shame. Why don't you get a dog up ya? Its bound to set you straight."
"Lets both get some dogs up us."
"Lets"
By Jelene
Get A Dog Up Ya

Bloke: fancy a drink treacle?
Bird: no way you slime!
Bloke: Ah! get a dog up ya!
By Betta
Get A Dog Up Ya
An australian expression which really doesn't mean anything much at all. Often said whilst being drunk and yelled at high volume at the footy.

Drunk Aussie Yobbo A: Stone the flaming crows mate, essendon are losing this game
Drunk Aussie Yobbo B: yeah this is fucked
Drunk Aussie Yobbo A (Yelled out in the crowd): Come on bombers, GET A DOG UP YA!!
By Rebe
Get A Dog Up Ya

get a dog up ya!
By Mariann