I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.
By Chloette
Getting A Toaster Oven
When someone comes out of the closest.
Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.