Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being,
sort it out!
Sergeant
Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!
Trooper
Titwank: Yes Sergeant!
Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!
Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.