When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can
best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from
the Thanksgiving pickle
platter.
A. Last night I
pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all
gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of
jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
