Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.
67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the
Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!
Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge
69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally
dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to
chip in a penny*
That is the way of ghetto life.
