(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think
negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically
shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous
moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"
"Mate, is that hat little Gladding
prick from
5 a side?"
"Yup thats
Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."